ARGH BLEH PTOOIE

Ok, so a while ago Pepsi thought “Hey, we should put lemon in our cola.”
And thus was born Pepsi Twist, which is quite good.


And then someone at Coke thought “hey, we should put vanilla in our
cola.” And thus was born Vanilla Coke, which is quite good.


And then someone at Pepsi thought “Blue is pretty!”. And thus was
born Pepsi Blue, which is bearable.


And then some idiot at Coke thought “Hey, we should put mint in our
lemon-lime soda!” And thus was born Sprite Ice, which I just
accidentally bought and which is the most foul carbonated beverage I’ve had
since Spruce Beer. What the heck were they thinking? Mint? Eccch. Stay
far away, folks! Stay away!

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