(With apologies to B. Kliban.)
“Grab your pork”?
Don’t mind if I do, thanks.
(I think it’s “Grab your fork”. I just grabbed the (CC-licensed) images from flickr.)
Ah yes, not only am I becoming increasingly hard of hearing[*], but my eyes are starting to lose their acuity as well.
[*] A friend recently sat down at my lunch table and announced, “I’m gonna miss you.” and looked at me searchingly. I spent about 30 seconds speechless until I realised that he had actually said, “I’ve got an issue…” and wanted advice.