Candice asked me to cut up a pepper.
It needs a name!
Now I know that Candice has already said this (and no doubt in exactly as many words), but:
You’re such a dork.
Don’t feel bad, “Bored with a knife” usually goes a lot worse for some people.
i’ve often wondered how they managed to carve the original jaco o’lanterns out of turnips. Kind of small, especially for anyone with my knife skills.