no big fan of souped-up and tricked-out
Japanese cars, I do appreciate
that the fans of that style of car put a lot of effort and money into
their rides to try to conform to a consistent standard.
With that in mind, a word to the wise: No matter how much a
fan of New Found Glory or Good Charlotte you might be — and look,
folks, that’s not exactly saying much already — you will be neither
cool nor popular in your shiny new
As a promotion, ok, I understand — but people can win those
things and would then be expected to drive them around. I suppose
a new paint job is cheaper than a new Civic Si.