Creme Brulée from your friends at Kraft Foods.
wtf? How do nilla wafers and bananas make anything even remotely resembling Creme Brulée?
Well, the top’s brown. You could layer some Kraft® Cool Whip® on top of some Kraft® Milk-Bones® and brown some Kraft® Velveeta® on top of that and you’d be ready to go.
I think I’ll go throw up now.
Pudding, bananas, and nilla wafers…wtf.
Real creme please.
Note that they don’t call it “Crême Brulée”, or even “Creme Brulée” like you did. They call it “Creme Brulee”.
They probably pronounce it “cream brooly”, too.
LONG STORY SHORT THERE WAS NO FRENCH DESSERT, MY KNEES ARE RUBBED RAW, AND I’M A JUNIOR MEMBER OF THE KRAFT BUKKAKE SOCIETY
I am SO refusing to follow that link.
You of the canned jello? Tsk.
Hey. I have STANDARDS, I’m just quirky about them.
(Mmm, canned jello.)
Er… but this is just a traditional banana pudding recipe…
What? No! You brown the top!
NEEDS MORE BLOWTORCH
Don’t forget to shake 5 times!
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wtf? How do nilla wafers and bananas make anything even remotely resembling Creme Brulée?
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 12:10 am ¶Well, the top’s brown. You could layer some Kraft® Cool Whip® on top of some Kraft® Milk-Bones® and brown some Kraft® Velveeta® on top of that and you’d be ready to go.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 12:14 am ¶I think I’ll go throw up now.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 12:17 am ¶Pudding, bananas, and nilla wafers…wtf.
Real creme please.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 12:26 am ¶Note that they don’t call it “Crême Brulée”, or even “Creme Brulée” like you did. They call it “Creme Brulee”.
They probably pronounce it “cream brooly”, too.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 1:28 am ¶LONG STORY SHORT THERE WAS NO FRENCH DESSERT, MY KNEES ARE RUBBED RAW, AND I’M A JUNIOR MEMBER OF THE KRAFT BUKKAKE SOCIETY
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 3:44 am ¶I am SO refusing to follow that link.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 9:19 am ¶You of the canned jello? Tsk.
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 10:28 am ¶Hey. I have STANDARDS, I’m just quirky about them.
(Mmm, canned jello.)
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 10:37 am ¶Er… but this is just a traditional banana pudding recipe…
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 11:10 am ¶What? No! You brown the top!
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 11:16 am ¶NEEDS MORE BLOWTORCH
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 7:52 pm ¶Don’t forget to shake 5 times!
Posted 21 Oct 2005 at 7:53 pm ¶