The #Irchelp Hall of Lame
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* YUZ wonders why people want ops... all they get are people without ops asking for ops...

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<Krispen> If I leave someone a message because I don't know where they are how do I know if they message back
<mendel> krispen: i'd assume you'd see it (?)
<Krispen> I did the whois thing and didn't get an away message but there is no message to tell me where the person is either.  What is going on???
<mendel> krispen: perhaps they're not watching.
<Krispen> what does that mean
<Krispen> "watching"
<mendel> looking at their screen.
<Krispen> Oh
<Krispen> Thanks

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[note: this one's actually from #mIRC, i believe, but it's hilarious.]

[14:55] <Krejt> ah ..thats easy...
[14:55] <Krejt> show the line please ?
[14:56] <[saint]> oho
[14:56] <[saint]> wait =)
[14:56] <[saint]> here /timer 0 7 /say Hello, %rndnick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:56] <[saint]> var: %rndnick $nick($rand(1,$nick(0,$chan)),$chan)
[14:57] <Krejt> make it /timer 0 7 /msg $chan Hello, %rndnick !!!
[14:57] <[saint]> okey :)
[14:58] <[saint]> well now!
[14:58] <[saint]> try
[14:58] <[saint]> &mass_hello
[14:58] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:58] <[saint]> say it
<hershey> &mass_hello
[14:58] <[saint]> let's see
[14:58] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:58] <[saint]> oh no!
[14:58] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:58] <[saint]> wait...
[14:58] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <Krejt> hahaha
[14:59] <[saint]> =) damn
<hershey> &mass_hello
<hershey> &mass_hello
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<hershey> bwahahaha
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <[saint]> hei!!!!
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <[saint]> not funny
<hershey> &mass_hello
<hershey> &mass_hello
[14:59] <Krejt> &mass_hello
[14:59] <Krejt> hahaha
[14:59] <[saint]> Hello, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<hershey> *laugh*
[14:59] <[saint]> damnm you ;)
[14:59] <Krejt> saint learns a lot today !
[15:00] <[saint]> yes i do thank you
[15:00] <[saint]> but hey it don't worl
[15:00] <[saint]> but hey it don't work
[15:00] <Camero> thanks
[15:00] <Krejt> saint : thats your problem ;o)

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In #irchelp on a sleepy August 17th, 1996 night...
[channel content edited to include only relavent conversation; no words were modified]
*** CyberSpy (ask@dial-dbq-232.dbq.mwci.net) has joined #irchelp
<CyberSpy> ANY ONE HERE HAVE STEALTH ?
<Torus> cyber: my sister has a stealth vram in her computer
<Godfather> stealth what
<Torus> cyber: the government has stealth airplanes
<mpulze> hehe
<wmono> cyber: I don't think Digital would appreciate someone running off with 
   stealth.net, if that's what you mean ..
<Torus> cyber: there's a stealth server that sucks because it's detached from efnet
<CyberSpy> NO THE BOT
<Torus> Oh, the bot!
<kylania> Stealth Undergarments
<Torus> Yeah, it's right over in that other channel next door...
<mpulze> hehe
<wmono> cyber: Read the topic.
<wmono> And stop YELLING
<kylania> On, the Bot!
*** CyberSpy was kicked by Torus (Right this way, please.)
*** CyberSpy (ask@dial-dbq-232.dbq.mwci.net) has joined #irchelp
*** CyberSpy was kicked by kylania (Would you like fries with that?)
*** CyberSpy (ask@dial-dbq-232.dbq.mwci.net) has joined #irchelp
*** wmono sets mode: +b *!*sk@*mwci.net 
*** CyberSpy was kicked by wmono (WHAT? WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! 
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SHOUT..)

[Then, in a private conversation...]

<CyberSpy> what is your problem ?
<Torus> I don't have the problem; you have the problem.
<Torus> Mr. BigStuff, who do you think you are?
<CyberSpy> what is that ?
<CyberSpy> it is too keep from takeovers and flooding
<CyberSpy> what is your problem ?
<Torus> Here is my problem: 34x+126x^8x=80x+56x^3x
<Torus> would you solve it for me please?
<CyberSpy> some kid j has been flooding me all night 
<CyberSpy> and i would like to stop him
<Torus> type /ignore kid j
<CyberSpy> not worf
<CyberSpy> not work
<Torus> really?
<Torus> change your nick
<CyberSpy> wit a progie called
<Torus> a progie?  is that like a froggie?
<CyberSpy> k-line it will use like 100 diff names 
<CyberSpy> wit a program called
<Torus> what's wit choo, man?
<CyberSpy> what you mean
<CyberSpy> i have done nottin wrong 
<Torus> nottin honey?
<Torus> nottin honey crisp?
<Torus> mmm, crispety crunchety
<CyberSpy> THAT IS NUTTIN HONEY CRISP
<CyberSpy> you retard
<Torus> Oh, I'm sorry.
<Torus> Well, at least I'm Fire Retardant.
<CyberSpy> you should be 
<Torus> You, on the other hand, would incindeate upon contact.
<CyberSpy> keep your words smaller
<Torus> ok is th is wh at yo u me an?
<CyberSpy> i am epileptic
<CyberSpy> FUCKER
<Torus> well I hope you don't go to any discos
<Torus> if there was a disco inferno, you'd be all over the floor!
<Torus> from those flashing disco lights
<Torus> you'd be trampled
<CyberSpy> that has nottin to do wit it
<CyberSpy> AND DISCO SUCKS
<Torus> What exactly DOES it suck?
<Torus> Does it suck you?
<Torus> Do you like it?
<Torus> Do you lick it?
<CyberSpy> ppl were right 
<CyberSpy> EFNET SUCKS
<Torus> What's wrong with being left?
<CyberSpy> UNDER KICKS ASS
<Torus> When UNDER KICKS ASS, does it get any ASS-goo on its shoe?
<CyberSpy> merry christmas
<Torus> Happy Arbor Day!
<CyberSpy> u will c
<Torus> from c to shining c?
<CyberSpy> you not be laffing in a min
<Torus> oh dear, are you going to 1337FlO0d me?
<CyberSpy> nope
<Torus> Darn, I wanted to log it all and put it as a classified ad in the 
  local newspaper!
<CyberSpy> 2 bad
<Torus> well, I certainly hope that you're not 2 legit 2 quit.
-
[Seduxion PING]
-
Seduxion is Cyber@ip01.corenet.net * gaffler
Seduxion on @#hackteach @#warez-hackers @#!!!hackers_anonymous!!!! 
Seduxion using irc.ais.net American Information Systems-Chicago
seduxion End of /WHOIS list.
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[CyberSpy TIME]
-
<Torus> Is it HammerTime?
-
[Time passes]
-
[CyberSpy PING]
-
[CyberSpy PING]
-
[More time passes]
-
[CyberSpy PING]
-
[But then!  Many VERSIONs, deleted.  I was not disconnected, however.]

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[Note: I have no idea where this came from. It was in my dccgets directory]

Session Start: Sun Nov 10 19:24:39 1996
DCC Chat session
-
Client: Deww (199.183.194.53)
-
Acknowledging chat request...
DCC Chat connection established
-
<Deww> Deww is using:
<Deww> Leecher Proof Fserve.
<Deww> To learn how to play some games type !Dred
<Deww> mIRC32 v4.6 File Server K.Mardam-Bey
<Deww> Use: cd dir ls get read help quit
<Deww> [c:\view]
<dubsack> dir
<Deww> Sorry, you don't have dir download credits
<Deww> Please make a smaller bet .
<dubsack> ls
<Deww> Sorry, you don't have ls download credits
<Deww> Please make a smaller bet .
<dubsack> cd
<Deww> Sorry, you don't have cd download credits
<Deww> Please make a smaller bet .
<dubsack> bet
<Deww> Sorry, you don't have bet download credits
<Deww> Please make a smaller bet .
<dubsack> blackjack
<Deww> Sorry, you don't have blackjack download credits
<Deww> Please make a smaller bet .
Session Close: Sun Nov 10 19:26:13 1996

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IRC log started Sun Nov  3 01:49
*** Value of LOG set to ON
*** Lastlog:
<cls> ruyTwing: somsoen plays a wav file u dont have.. thsoe events are
   set to auto ask for that wasv.. in mirc it was traditionally:
<cls> !RuyTwing hahaha.wav
<kylania> NO MIRC HELP!!!!!!!!
<kylania> this isn't #mirc
<JumperRay> enter the nick and make sure you select the ok button.. do not hit the enter key
<kylania> there are channels for that..
<pfoley> join
<RuyTwing> Ah.  I don't use mirc, so I wouldn't know.
<cpooh> hello
<cls> RuyTwing: i dont use it either :P :)
-RuyTwing- [ChanOps] kyl, ever the purist.  I thought if we could answer
   the question, we were allowed to?
<kylania> cpooh, type /help notify
<JumperRay> thanks
*** JumperRay has left channel #irchelp
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] you want to get into all sorts of lame mirc scripting?
-turtle_- [ops:#irchelp] kyl is of the old school :)
<cpooh> ok, may be back
<pfoley> set novice
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-turtle_- [ops:#irchelp] me too, though :)
-RuyTwing- [ChanOps] I'm trying to brush him off nicely.  :)
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] we can't, and i dont want to look at a millon
   lines of code so users can hear wavs they dont have :)
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] nice brushes are for Photoshop :)
<kylania> pfoley?
*** nivlek ()@ts900-3725.singnet.com.sg) has joined channel #irchelp
*** nivlek has left channel #irchelp
<RuyTwing> pfoley, you may want to pick what you set nivice to
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] mendel you there?
* mendel stares
<RuyTwing> novicxe even
<RuyTwing> Grr stupid qwerty keyboard.  I want a dvorak!
* kylania hands pfoley a few /'s
*** Signoff: Grf (irc.cdc.net irc.visi.com)
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] mendel, what was that deal with the username
   meaning you couldn't see the nick?
*** Signoff: Garfr (Ping timeout)
* kylania thinks it was a good idea to get off visi
*** badguy_ (user@206.228.196.33) has joined channel #irchelp
*** badguy_ has left channel #irchelp
*** Signoff: pfoley (Leaving)
*** RuyTwing is now known as RuyDuck
*** Grf (garf@zap.io.org) has joined channel #irchelp
*** Mode change "+o Grf" on channel #irchelp by irc.visi.com
<RuyDuck> qwack
<cls> Grf :)
*** Signoff: _mango (irc.cdc.net ircd.idt.net)
<mendel> grf dsn't tlk mch.
*** Signoff: DemiShade (irc.cdc.net irc.gd.gu.se)
<cls> i see 
<kylania> "It was well after midnight that we got to unconditional love..."
<cls> is he here?
<cls> or in quasi-bot mode?
<RuyDuck> Heheh
-> *kylania* hey, how did you get 3dstudio to install? floppy or harddrive?
<kylania> he's got no hands.. he can't type/
<RuyDuck> Well, except when his monkey is awake
*** Signoff: wmono (Ping timeout)
<RuyDuck> but we get mostly gibberish then
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*** Aquarium (shadow@prometheus.hol.gr) has joined channel #irchelp
*** Mode change "+o DemiShade" on channel #irchelp by irc.homelien.no
<RuyDuck> I see an apat
<mendel> the occasional text-of-Hamlet, but mostly gibberish?
<RuyDuck> Ugh, i should see a pillow...  Almost bedtime for me
<RuyDuck> That's only when grf lets all 1,000 of his monkeys type at once
<kylania> "she said sure my heart is boundless, but dont push my boundries too far"
*]d0rk[* For FREE ops, join #Chat
<kylania> "I said if love is so transcendent, i dont understand these boundries"
<kylania> "she said just dont disappoint me, you know how complex women are..."
<RuyDuck> I know how COMplex women are, or I know how comPLEX women are?
<mendel> oh.
<RuyDuck> ah, the meaning changes...
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<RuyDuck> Kyl, what quoth you?
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<kylania> Cold Fire, a song by Rush
<RuyDuck> oh
<RuyDuck> I see.....
<kylania> "It was just before daybreak when we started on traditional roles"
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<insane> how do you mass ping a whole channel?
> insane; /ping #channel
<RuyDuck>  insane, /ping #channel
<kylania> "she said, sure I'll be your partner, just dont make too many demands"
<mendel> insane: /ping #channel
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<RuyDuck> garfr!
<kylania> "I said, if love has these conditions, i dont understand these
   songs you love"
*** Mode change "+o mendel" on channel #irchelp by Grf
-mendel- [awps] heh, when you say 'mass ping', it sounds like a luser thing
<RuyDuck> btw insane, /ping #channel   :)
<kylania> "she said, this isn't a love song, it's a fantasyland..."
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<netmann> hey cls!
*** Mode change "+o Garfr" on channel #irchelp by turtle_
<insane> anyone? how do you ping a whole channel?
<netmann> ok
*** Signoff: Smyler (irc.blackened.com irc2.blackened.com)
-RuyDuck- [ChanOps] okay, it's after midnight, we're all going loopy
*** netmann has left channel #irchelp
*]d0rk[* For FREE ops, join #Chat
<RuyDuck> Yeesh lagggggggg
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*** CTCP PING from kylania to #irchelp: 847006675
*** RuyDuck is now known as BaconBits
<DRACO> hellow everi one!
<BaconBits> mmmmmm
<insane> hmmm
-mendel- [awps] i'm always loopy.
<insane> someone please help me
<DRACO> every
<mendel> insane: /ping #channel
<mendel> insane: /ping #channel
<BaconBits> The lag's bad at the moment, folks, so ask you questions and
   BE PATIENT, you'll get an answer!
<DRACO> have cuestion!
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] ugh one of those "Let's misspell everything cause
   we think it's cool" lamers
-mendel- [awps] wh3r3 d0 y0u s33 th4t?
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*** Signoff by jace detected
<BaconBits> Hello, cls?
*** CTCP PING from Aquarium to #irchelp: 847021017
<DRACO> how can I stop from being faund in IRC?
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] cls anyone important?
*** Signoff: purplepus (Broken pipe)
<BaconBits> draco, don't use IRC  is the most secure method.  :)
<BaconBits> oterwise, set yourself to +i
*** cls is Anskle@slip-37.acadiau.ca (Mike)
*** on channels: @#halifax #irchelp 
*** on irc via server elk.nstn.ca (iSTAR's Canadian IRC Server)
*** cls has been idle 10 minutes
<BaconBits> To set invisible: /mode Yournick +i  You'll be unseen on any
   /who or /names sent from outside Ur channel and/or that don't specify
   Ur nick.  It won't make you invisible to other users on the channel.
<kylania> draco, first, get a dictionary, some typos are expected, but
   you're in dire need of help.
-mendel- [awps] he helps a little, he's sorta odd.
*** BaconBits is camplina@gusun.acc.georgetown.edu (Tygrzii Sees All)
*** on channels: @#irchelp 
*** on irc via server irc.law.emory.edu (Emory University -/- Hotlanta GA)
*** BaconBits has been idle 24 seconds
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] speaking of mispellings: -mendel- [awps]  ? awps?? :)
-mendel- [awps] awps.
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] kyl, you're cruel... but then I should expect
   that by now.  :)
-mendel- [awps] it stops people from thinking i'm saying 'oaps'.
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] mendel "Hooked on phonics" son
<DRACO> sory not an america !!
<DRACO> American 
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] HukT AwWN FoNnIKS WUrkt Fer MEE
-mendel- [awps] yeah, ky, not EVERYONE'S an america.
<kylania> draco, they dont spell that way in Brittan either :)
-mendel- [awps] =)
<mendel> kylania: brittan?
* mendel larts kylania
<kylania> canedada :)
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*** Mode change "+o X-Dream" on channel #irchelp by irc.io.org
*** Mode change "-o X-Dream" on channel #irchelp by Grf
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*** Mode change "-o X-Dream" on channel #irchelp by Davin
<JLob> Hi
*** Mode change "-o X-Dream" on channel #irchelp by turtle_
<DRACO>  VERY FUNY !!!
<kylania> candida 
<BaconBits> hi hi 
<kylania> hi jl
<JLob> If I am an op, how do I "deop" someone?  
<BaconBits> To obtain op status you need to create your own channel or be
   given op status by another op.  Those are the only ways.
<BaconBits> oops
<JLob> :)
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<mendel> oops.
<BaconBits> to give op status:  /mode #channel +o nick   To remove it,
   change the + to - 
<mendel> close.
<kylania> draco, your provider is in Flordia, how is that not american?
<BaconBits> stupid aliases
<JLob> to op I know to type "/op "Name" 
-mendel- [awps] hoo boy, were we ALL out at the bars tonight?
<kylania> Florida Digital Turnpike (FDT-DOM)
<kylania>    2441 NW 43rd St. Suite 22
<kylania>    Gainesville, FL 32606
<kylania>    US
<kylania>    Domain Name: FDT.NET
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-BaconBits- [ChanOps] I uh don't... drink, yeah.....
<kylania> jlob, /mode #channel -o nick
<JLob> I will try it.  BRB
<JLob> Thank you  :) BRB
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] i had a few beers with dinner :)
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] I had a few beer nuts with dessert?
-mendel- [awps] i had a few beers, sans food.
-mendel- [awps] THAT might be the problem.
<kylania> these speakers have "Loud" "Louder" and "Painful" as the
   volume settings. :(
-turtle_- [ops:#irchelp] i served a few beers today ...does that count? :)
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] ah, yes definitely.  Go eat a whole lotta food
   and then lie down VERY quickly.  :)
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] no dessert, dinner was too filling :)
*** Mode change "+o Aquarium" on channel #irchelp by Davin
* JLob says thank you. it worked
<kylania> :)
-mendel- [awps] heheh =)
<JLob> cool  :)
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] if you bounce around a whole bunch when you lie
   down, the better
-mendel- [awps] naw, i'll just make a fool of myself here, it's more fun.
<JLob> bb later  :)
<DRACO> GRATSIES SINORE AN SINORINAS BONO SERA!!!
<kylania> lates
-mendel- [awps] This from someone who calls themselves 'baconbits'.
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*** Mode change "-o+b DRACO *!*vince@*.ts2.gnv.fdt.net" on channel #irchelp by kylania
*** DRACO has been kicked off channel #irchelp by kylania (no caps)
<kylania> whoops.. that wasn't supposed to be a ban too..
-BaconBits- [ChanOps] well, yes
*** Mode change "-b *!*vince@*.ts2.gnv.fdt.net" on channel #irchelp by kylania
<mendel> way to go.
*** BaconBits is now known as ChunkySou
<ChunkySou> Oh heck
*** ChunkySou is now known as ChnkySoup
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] this may better describe what I'm after  :)
*** kylania is now known as TVDinner
-mendel- [awps] ew.
*** Signoff by kylania detected
<ChnkySoup> Yes, the #irchelp food show
*** CTCP PING from TVDinner to #irchelp: 847007275
*** TVDinner is now known as kylania
*** TVDinner: No such nick/channel
*** TVDinner was kylania@kylania.radiks.net (kylania) on channel *private*
*** on irc via server irc.neosoft.com (Sun Nov  3 02:43:16 1996)
-turtle_- [ops:#irchelp] chunky bile-like substances? or just a little
   campbells?
<kylania> dammit.. lag :(
*** turtle_ is now known as trtlesoup
<Aquarium> considering he was only saying thank you ladies and gentlemen...
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] depends what color you want.  I'm thinking split-
   pea soup with ham and ritz crackers,
*** Signoff: kylania (changing servers)
*** Signon by jace detected
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] damn, I wish I were logging this.  :)
<ChnkySoup> Hm.
-mendel- [awps] i think i'm sorry i am.
<mendel> hm.
*** CTCP VERSION reply from ChnkySoup: ircII 2.7 SunOS 5.5 :ircII 2.7 --
   Running RuyScript V.0.7a
*** kylania (kylania@kylania.radiks.net) has joined channel #irchelp
*** CTCP PING from kylania to #irchelp: 847007382
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp]  uhnm../set log on   /last 200  /set log off   :)
*** Mode change "+o kylania" on channel #irchelp by Grf
*** Chuk (m2rs@ppp-15.ts-10.nyc.idt.net) has joined channel #irchelp
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] aric! 2.7?
<kylania> servers suck tonite
<kylania> :(
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] I did, but not 200
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] ok.../last 2000
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] aric! 2.7  what?
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] have fun editing that one :)
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] oh, you versioned me
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] *** Current value of LASTLOG is 1000
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] version 2.7 of ircii, wasn't that buggy?
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] mine's only set to 60.  :P
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] *** Current value of LASTLOG is 30000
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] dunno, mine seems to work well.  The only bug
   this has is it core dumps every time I type /flush
-mendel- [awps] *** Past value of LASTLOG was 20000
*** curtisc has left channel #irchelp
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] hehe...i think that's in all versions
-kylania- [ops:#irchelp] *** Current value of WIERD_OPS is 10
*** End of Lastlog
-ChnkySoup- [ChanOps] I may write to my sysadmins to update, but I
don't see why... no problems I can detect.  What's the newest version?
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] 2.8.2
<kylania> chuck, cls, zebra? you guys need help?
<ChnkySoup> Well, for all the dialogue going on here, we could all be in
  grf doing it faster over a dcc
-trtlesoup- [ops:#irchelp] :)
<trtlesoup> this is priceless...
<trtlesoup> vilain: You!
-mendel- [awps] But then I couldn't say 'awps'.
<trtlesoup> hero: Me!
*** kylania is now known as ChanAwp
<trtlesoup> villain: you'll have to get through me!
<trtlesoup> hero: You! and me! then
*** mendel has been kicked off channel #irchelp by ChanAwp (your idea :)
*** mendel (felix@E-01.DAS.McGill.CA) has joined channel #irchelp
*** ChanAwp is now known as kylania
*** Mode change "+o mendel" on channel #irchelp by kylania
<mendel> hey.
*** Mode change "+b *!*kylania@*radiks.com" on channel #irchelp by mendel
<mendel> behave.
*** Mode change "-o mendel" on channel #irchelp by kylania
<mendel> ;)
<kylania> muhahah!
*** Mode change "+o mendel" on channel #irchelp by Grf
*** Mode change "+o mendel" on channel #irchelp by kylania
<mendel> =P
<kylania> umm, it's radiks.net  :)
<kylania> not com :0
<ChnkySoup> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*** Mode change "-b *!*kylania@*radiks.com" on channel #irchelp by mendel
-mendel- [awps] No shit, ky.
*** Mode change "+b *!*@*mgcill.org" on channel #irchelp by kylania
<trtlesoup> that was some priceless dialogue
<mendel> heheh
*** Garfr has changed the topic on channel #irchelp to Come here for
  *IRC* help. No Bot/Script Questions.  /join #mirc for mIRC help.
<kylania> hmm.. and it's mcgill, not mgcill :P
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<iLLUMiNAT> anyone know where to find DeadElvis?
> try graveyard.com
[time passes]
<iLLUMiNAT> FreeSoft: no DeadElvis at graveyard.com...

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*** Free (~law@198.6.71.10) has joined channel #irchelp
<Free> b*tchin
> oh for chrissakes
> how many accounts do you have?!
<Todd> Thanks Crow, but Sabeena sent them to me.  :)
<Free> someone accidentally banned mea gain
Name: escape.com
Address: 198.6.71.10
Aliases:
> I thought you canceled your escape account
*** Free is ~law@198.6.71.10 (Judge, Jury, and Executioner)
*** on channels: #irchelp 
*** on irc via server irc.ais.net ([199.0.154.13] American Information
Systems-Chicag)
*Free* i did  but they didnt' cancel it..hehhe
<Mikee> Free no, not accidentally
<Free> wuh?
<Free> who banned me?
<Free> i demand due process
<Sabeena> chuckle.
> You could be kewl if you'd conform...
<Sabeena> Free - behave.
> :P
<Sabeena> bwhahahahaha.
<Free> only if Crow is opped
> Seriously...he IS funny
<ucimike> cool
<Free> and Davin is deoopped
*** bitty has left channel #irchelp
<ucimike> cool
*** ucimike has left channel #irchelp
*** Signoff at 01:10AM: LizVader 
<Sabeena> Crow - agreed.  (funny and annoying.  but funny.)
<toymaker> yes I like Free.
> hahahaha
*** xavoc19 (xavoc19@ecity.net) has joined channel #irchelp
<Free> Crow has been kissing ass long enuf
> We shouldnt' be boosting his ego. Now he'll never go away ;)
*** Signoff: Edmondo (edmond was here!)
<xavoc19> Greetings all
*** Mode change "+b *!*!law@*198.6.71.10" on channel #irchelp by prysm
* Crow doesn't kiss ass
<Free> eeeek
<prysm>  
*** HUNK- (~Hosselhof@yu1.yu.edu) has joined channel #irchelp
<Sabeena> Free - behave, now.
<HUNK-> DOES ANYBODY HAVE A WORKING FLASH? dcc it too mr pleaseee :)
<Free> prysm: you accidentally banned me
> LOL
<Sabeena> rofl
<Free> HUNK-: get it from ftp unix.mclv.net
*** Todd has left channel #irchelp
* toymaker is curious why prysm outputs that blank line all the time
after banning
<Free> Vassago's new site
<Sabeena> erk.
<HUNK-> Free thanx
*** Current value of LOG is ON
<Free> np :)
> hahahahaha
<xavoc19> Anyone wanna tell me how to work this thing? <G>
<Free> <g> is lame...only bbs'ers do that
*** Mode change "-b *!*!law@*198.6.71.10" on channel #irchelp by Mikee
> Um
> Mikee
<Sabeena> xavoc - the irc FAQ and primer are avalailable by anonymous
ftp to cs-pub.bu.edu:/irc/support - they'll tell you how to work this
thing better than we can.
<Free> the ppl have spoken
<Free> op Crow
*** Mode change "-b *!*@*nether.net" on channel #irchelp by Mikee
> I -DON'T- think she did that accidentally
<Mikee> Crow ?
<xavoc19> Free: Sorry, old habit.
*** camelot (camelot@204.244.18.129) has joined channel #irchelp
*prysm* help
*prysm* who's who now?
*** hon (~jdoe@pc2-triesp1.aloha.net) has joined channel #irchelp
*** camelot has left channel #irchelp
-> *prysm* free = hate = freehate
-> *prysm* he's an old irc friend of mine who thinks i'm lame for
hanging out here and comes here to bug me and eveyrone else cuz he has
no life, in essence
<Free> prysm: /mode * +o-o+o Crow Davin Free
* Free lafs
*prysm* ah.... I thought maybe freesoft came in when I was offline
*Mikee* please look exaclty:  *!*!law@*198.6.71.10
<Free> http://www.av.qnet.com/~hurt
<Free> http://www.av.qnet.com/~hurt
<Free> http://www.av.qnet.com/~hurt
-> *mikee* oh..well..prysm's new to this, ok?
<Free> hehe
*prysm* as long as he doesn't give terrible advice, 
*** Mode change "+b *!*law@*" on channel #irchelp by Mikee
-> *prysm* It's a little late for that :)
<Free> oink
<Free> pee pee
*** Free has been kicked off channel #irchelp by Mikee (hope you have
not many account as me :))
> LOL
 
-=- In Our NeXT Edition: FreeHate and Sabeena Flirt! -=-

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<Jolo> did you /ctcp #irchelp action just now?
<Jolo> mendel: wtf u doing?
<mendel> me?
<mendel> where
<mendel> why?
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] *** CTCP mendel --> #irchelp: ACTION
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] you doing that?
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] or did i goof with my script, try ctcp-ing me
-DemiShade- [WallOps:#irchelp] action is a /me
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] doh doh doh
* mendel looks
* mendel bugs jolo

-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] thx, i forgot, no wonder my ctcp protection was kickingin randomly
-> Ops on #irchelp: [Ops:#irchelp] ahhhhhh
* mendel messes up jolo
<Jolo> hahahah
-DemiShade- [WallOps:#irchelp] Hahhahah :)
<Jolo> dork
<mendel> ohhh
<mendel> I'M the dork?
-DemiShade- [WallOps:#irchelp] You mean your fludprot activated on ctcp action? :)
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] correct :(
-> Ops on #irchelp: [Ops:#irchelp] he meant that, yes :)
-Jolo- [#irchelp Ops] stop laughing at me, i don't do scripting :)
-DemiShade- [WallOps:#irchelp] Demi rings the cl000bi3 phone :)
-> Ops on #irchelp: [Ops:#irchelp] i'm not stopping
-> Ops on #irchelp: [Ops:#irchelp] it's fun

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No, I didn't make this up. Honest!

*** Darkpain (user@lorenskog-3.ppp.sn.no) has joined channel #irchelp
<Darkpain> Any mIRCops here?
<ApaTest> any WHAT??????!
<faber> Darkpain: there are no such things as mIRCops
<faber> hehe
-ApaTest- [ops:#irchelp] jesus christ!!!!!
-Brek- Oh no!!! That's one for the logs!!!
-faber- [ #irchelp-ops] hehe.. irc has been redefined by now to "mirc" :)
-Brek- The end is nigh!
<Brek> Darkpain: What is an mIRCop ?
<Darkpain> faber, are you a mIRCop???
<faber> Darkpain: well, i don't know.. what is a mIRCop, or what do you
need one for ?
<Darkpain> (oh no)
<Darkpain> hehe
<faber> Darkpain: you might want to use the term "IRC Op" instead
<Brek> Darkpain: Lemme guess: you're running some sorta mIRC script and
you can't control it, so you need a Cop to come and arrest it.
<Darkpain> no no no
<Darkpain> hehe
<Brek> *knock knock*
<Brek> who's there?
<Darkpain> I need him to close the account of a flooder!!!
<Brek> The Police: we've come to arrest your client.
<Brek> Darkpain: And how is an mIRCop going to to that?
<Darkpain> Imagine, a channel op, and then imagine a mIRCop!!!
<Brek> Darkpain: Okay: I'm with you on the channel op bit....what's mIRC?
[long silence]
<Darkpain> see ya
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*sigh*

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[Quite possibly the lamest nickflood i've ever seen.]

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<[Xtreme> it is ask
> i'm speaking with it right now
> if it's a bot, it's passed the turing test
<[Xtreme> eggies talk
> they talk
<[Xtreme> didn't ya know
> they don't converse :)
> besides, it's clientinfo shows it's ircII
<[Xtreme> ircii ones can't
> not eggdrop.
<[Xtreme> let me prove it
> it's not a bot, i'm talking to it ;)
> havign a conversation :)
<[Xtreme> i know it is
<[Xtreme> ask if it is a bot
> did.
<[Xtreme> and?
> he said "hell no, what made you think that?"
<[Xtreme> don't mention my nick ok
> then went on on "it's" own to notice that i 
  was on #irchelp.
<[Xtreme> its on full time
> like davin, or grf, or trillian, or freesoft in 
  #Irchelp
> but none of those are bots :)
<[Xtreme> lets say its a bot
<[Xtreme> who should i talk to
> it's on cris
> cris allows bots
* mend_lagd is missing the point here :)
<[Xtreme> o
<[Xtreme> whoops
<[Xtreme> hehe
<[Xtreme> i wonder if he lives in Perth, 
  Australia....it don't look like it
Session Close: Tue Dec 10 03:39:05 1996

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Session Start: Sun Dec 15 17:45:22 1996
<cll> how about rejoin???? can u help me on 
  that one.
<cll> what is the commands for rejoin?
<cll> please help me out!
> "rejoin"?
> /join #channel
Session Close: Sun Dec 15 17:46:52 1996

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Session Start: Fri Nov 29 00:37:55 1996

<corrie> it didnt work, what next
> did they offer to dcc send it?
<corrie> yes two days ago