Afrikaans:         O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Ancient Greek:     O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Bengali:           Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor kural poreche.
Bosnian:           o boze imam sjekiru u glavi
Bulgarian:         Gospodi! Imam bradwa w glawata!
Canadian (dialect):   Hey, hoser, there's an axe in my head, eh?
Cantonese Chinese: Tin Ah!! Yau putou hai ngo tow siong !!!
Celtic:            Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Czech:             Boze muj! Mam v hlave sekeru!
Danish:            Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Dutch:             O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Ebonics:           Sheeit! Blade be probin mah froh.
English(Northern): Ooh me god! There's an axe in me noddle.
English:           Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
Esperanto:         Ho, mia dio! Estas hakilo en mia kapo!
Finnish:           Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
French:            Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Gaelic:            Och, mo Dhia! 's e tuagh a tha sa' mo cheann.
German (Berlin dialect): Meen Jott! Da is ja ne axt in meenem kopp!
German (Swabian):  Oh mei Gott! I hann a Ackscht im Schaedel!
German:            Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Greek:             Thee mou! eho ena tsekouri sto kefali mou!
Hebrew:            Oy Elohim! Yesh garzen ba-rosh sheli
Hindu:             Hay Bhagwaan! Amar mathar upor kural poreche.
Hungarian:         Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
Italian:           Dio mio!  C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Japanese:          ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Latin:             Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
Malay:             Ya Allah, ada satu kapak dalam kepala saya!
Mandarin Chinese:  Wode tian a! You yi ba futou cha zai wode naodaili!
Middle Egyptian:   in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Norwegian:         Herre Gud! Jeg har en oks i hodet!
Persian(Farsi):    Oh!! Khodayeh Man!! Yek Tabar tooyeh saram rafteh!!
Polish:            O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Portuguese:        Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Romanian:          Dumnezeu!  Am un ax in capul meu!
Russian:           Bozhe moi! Est' topor v moey golove!
Southern:          Oh, Lawd! Thar's a aiks in ma haid.
Southern:          Lawdie! Ah do believe thar's an aiks ian ma haid.
Spanish:           Dios mio! Tengo una hacha en mi cabeza!
Swedish:           Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Tagalog (Philipines):   jus miho! meron kuchillo sa holo qo!
Thai:              zuay laew~ ku .. doan kwaan jaam kabaan salaew
Turkish: (literal) Aman Allahim, kafamda bir balta var
Urdu (Pakistan):   Uff Allah, Mere sir mein khuladi hai.
Vietnamese:        tro*`i da^'t o*i! nhu*'c da^`u wa'
Welsh:             A nuw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!