|  | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Last seen | Random quote | 
| 1 | ignatz | 16586 |    | today | "have fun with that skunk project, searcher" | 
| 2 | mendel | 13579 |     | today | "and then clicking the first result!" | 
| 3 | eyeteeth | 11137 |    | yesterday | "...Or a big black boxer dude." | 
| 4 | Fweebles | 3251 |     | today | "I swear to god, never touching this thing again" | 
| 5 | citizen_X | 1886 |    | yesterday | "You should totally get a hipster PDA" | 
| 6 | nyxie | 1550 |     | today | "http://community.livejournal.com/ottawa/416226.html" | 
| 7 | zebulon_y | 482 |   | 10 days ago | "the word in its head will be "butt"" | 
| 8 | workbench | 320 |    | today | "I fear i am speaking my own language again." | 
| 9 | | | 77 |     | 7 days ago | "Noel Lairson: BUT VERY ORDERLY" | 
| 10 | dngor | 66 |    | today | "qbot: what's an esthetician" | 
| 11 | spratt | 34 |     | yesterday | "I suck at rejoining this channel :)" | 
| 12 | ebi | 8 |   | 17 days ago | "i already had it that way, mendel." | 
| 13 | testeeng | 3 |  | 94 days ago | "WELL" | 
| 14 | Peebles | 1 |  | 17 days ago | "yep, exactly" | 
   
   
| Is ignatz stupid or just asking too many questions?  11.6% lines contained a question! citizen_X didn't know that much either.  10.9% of his lines were questions.
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| The loudest one was workbench, who yelled 14.3% of the time! Another old yeller was eyeteeth, who shouted 9.0% of the time!
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| It seems that citizen_X's shift-key is hanging:  6.2% of the time he wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this:
 <Citizen_X> U R DUM
 nyxie just forgot to deactivate her Caps-Lock.  She wrote UPPERCASE 5.2% of the time.
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| Nobody beat anyone up.  Everybody was friendly. | 
| nyxie brings happiness to the world.  11.0% lines contained smiling faces.  :) mendel isn't a sad person either, smiling 3.1% of the time.
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| zebulon_y seems to be sad at the moment:  2.2% lines contained sad faces.  :( citizen_X is also a sad person, crying 0.4% of the time.
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| workbench wrote the longest lines, averaging 238.2 letters per line. #natto average was 41.0 letters per line.
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| nyxie wrote the shortest lines, averaging 29.3 characters per line. ignatz was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.1 characters.
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| ignatz spoke a total of 107332 words! ignatz's faithful follower, mendel, didn't speak so much: 99653 words.
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| workbench wrote an average of 41.15 words per line. Channel average was 7.34 words per line.
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Total number of lines: 49742.