Here’s a couple examples:

"I know Ross is brilliant, but he's no programmer."
                    -- Jack Kapica, Globe and Mail technology columnist
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<geoffh> We need to do it right, like Apollo XIII.

I lean towards keeping the latter and tossing the former, although I’m also inclined to make no layoffs-related changes at all.

“Don’t think of it as being fired… think of it as leaving early to
avoid the rush.” — Thorfy (from the Netizen quotes file)

“New zero-employee strategy. It’s the latest way of saving on costs.”
— Sharkey (from the Netizen quotes file)

“He ain’t heavy, he’s my CFO.”
— Sharkey (from the Netizen quotes file)

“What do you mean? You’re an unemployed New Zealander… how much more
Australian can you get?” — Sharkey to Carolyn (from the Netizen quotes file)